In a remarkable turns of events, England has decided to stop the practice of football within its borders and will not present teams to football competitions. The FA chairman recognised that the country would never perform at the international stage "We suck and will forever suck", he said after the last ever FA meeting.
Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, announced that goal-line technology was therefore not needed as other football teams actually score “goals that go all the way to the back of the net”.
All football pitches will be refurbished to accommodate for dart practice, as England makes a bid to maintain its supremacy in the noble sport.
JC Hermier, UK correspondent
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OK dont mean to be a party Popper, but isn't France worse off i mean Parliamentary enquiry???
ReplyDeleteOh. was expecting a low blow coming from you. You delivered.
ReplyDeleteFootball was never such a big deal in France you know. More like a way to pass time. So no, no bi deal.
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ReplyDeleteI remember you telling me about giving and taking hmmmm just doing my bit ;) If you say so. about no (B I G DEAL )..still hurts... Oh well Its all in the past for now, WC has claimed all its casualties, teams losing when they should win, Mangers been sacked left and right. At Least Capello can have a relaxed Swiss holiday now.. no more 2 weeks wait :) Come on Orange men, España or after today.. Deutschland could easily take it too
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